Score: 9

"Yesz!"

submission: Cpt Falcon Checkup

date: December 17, 2008

Only way this could've been better is the added realism of his entered name at the doctors office being Captain Douglas J. Falcon

Score: 10

"Cute, short, and feel-good"

submission: Fetch

date: September 8, 2008

Well-animated, went well with the score. The main reason I'm writing a review is for your old dog Sanibel -- is that named after the island? I live (t)here in Florida. Also as constructive criticism, I would've made either some swaying grass in the credits just for ambiance, or also show the little pup nibbling on his toy as the credits scroll by. Nicely done, thanks for sharing!

Score: 0

"Well, I watched the whole thing"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 6, 2008

Not sure why, since I knew it would be garbage since rtil and Zerkey were on it. I've never played the Metal Gear games, but the flashes this compilation are parodying were well-made by talented people for others' entertainment, whereas this is just the result of frustrated animators who can only get attention through notoriety. We get it, you're angry that other people got popular making people laugh, whereas you're completely incapable, and this wanna-be steaming piece is the best you can do. As a final note, I loved that one of the clips took a pot shot at dick jokes, when that's all you no-talent assclowns have ever been capable of grinding out of your bootleg flash programs.

On a technical level, whoever organized the clips made no effort to unify the sound levels; no big surprise considering who is on this. Maybe I'm satisfying your weird desire for people to go "NU-UH MGS IS AWESOME" but I really could care less, I just thought this flash was boring and a testament of your combined ineptitudes, as you took all the flaws you perceived from other flashes and put it into one compilation of failures, it's mediocrity was guaranteed.

Score: 10

"Fantastic"

submission: Fancy Mike - Deathproof

date: October 14, 2009

First song in awhile that made me wish there was a "6" voting button reserved for songs of thies tier of enjoyability. Thanks for sharing!

Score: 10

"Great Arrangement"

submission: Electro market

date: April 5, 2009

There are a good number of fantastic songs on Newgrounds, and this is no doubt one of them, but your arrangement is superb. Thanks for the time and for sharing, I'm going to use this in one of my YouTube gaming videos :-)

Score: 9

"How does this not have a higher score?"

submission: It's Official

date: October 18, 2008

This is way better than most of the beats out there. Nicely done!