Score: 9

"Yesz!"

submission: Cpt Falcon Checkup

date: December 17, 2008

Only way this could've been better is the added realism of his entered name at the doctors office being Captain Douglas J. Falcon

Score: 10

"Cute, short, and feel-good"

submission: Fetch

date: September 8, 2008

Well-animated, went well with the score. The main reason I'm writing a review is for your old dog Sanibel -- is that named after the island? I live (t)here in Florida. Also as constructive criticism, I would've made either some swaying grass in the credits just for ambiance, or also show the little pup nibbling on his toy as the credits scroll by. Nicely done, thanks for sharing!

Score: 0

"Well, I watched the whole thing"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 6, 2008

Not sure why, since I knew it would be garbage since rtil and Zerkey were on it. I've never played the Metal Gear games, but the flashes this compilation are parodying were well-made by talented people for others' entertainment, whereas this is just the result of frustrated animators who can only get attention through notoriety. We get it, you're angry that other people got popular making people laugh, whereas you're completely incapable, and this wanna-be steaming piece is the best you can do. As a final note, I loved that one of the clips took a pot shot at dick jokes, when that's all you no-talent assclowns have ever been capable of grinding out of your bootleg flash programs.

On a technical level, whoever organized the clips made no effort to unify the sound levels; no big surprise considering who is on this. Maybe I'm satisfying your weird desire for people to go "NU-UH MGS IS AWESOME" but I really could care less, I just thought this flash was boring and a testament of your combined ineptitudes, as you took all the flaws you perceived from other flashes and put it into one compilation of failures, it's mediocrity was guaranteed.

Score: 10

"The best"

submission: To Catch THE Predator

date: November 30, 2006

and it started playing right away too. Hilarious, good work

Score: 10

"Freakin awesome"

submission: Invader Zim: TMHSE

date: August 16, 2006

My favorite cartoon, now continued in flash? Very, very cool.

Score: 9

"Holy crap"

submission: Peanut Man

date: December 4, 2005

do more of this. Yeah, work on the synching, I don't really know how to fix that, but you could ask in the flash forum - it probably has something to do with converting the sound to a symbol, putting it in the first frame, and telling it to synch or something..

Anyways. This was totally awesome, it's going in my favorites, I hope you make more, and that this passes.

Score: 10

"The Internet Is Serious Business!"

submission: Slit Your Wrists!

date: November 26, 2005

<ANGRY REVIEW>

nice game. Simple, demented - perfect for Newgrounds :-)

Score: 8

"XML.swf"

submission: XML Chat room

date: November 18, 2005

has a LOT of potential for greatness. Amazing potential. The main 2 problems with this entry specifically are that NG already has an mIRC chatroom, and also that this chat function only updates the log after you speak, and erratically at that.

But if you could use this general concept to make interactive text or turn based games, the results could be ASTOUNDING.

Score: 10

"Amazing game"

submission: SOF Supernova 2035 DS

date: November 5, 2005

Not much else to say, but why is there no 'N' letter in the name selection for high scores...?

Score: 4

""You win mr Fulp,""

submission: Deletejn21

date: November 3, 2005

"you insulted everyone
who disagreed with you,
you are the ultimate 30
year old internet badass."

Kind of a weak ending... but it was an OK game