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Ok, if you spend some time and put some wit into it, it might be a good movie. But why the hell did you release this POS? It has no place anywhere, it's lame, short, and pointless. You can't expect good votes for creating something that alludes to something better... Don't let this dishearten you. Just put some good work into it and release it when it's something, instead of like this. GL.
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Stolen sprites and sound put to use to illustrate a gay battle between pre-pubescent retards in some other chat-room? How is the relevant or entertaining at all?!
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Amen to the clocks sucking (by what i've seen, consistant crap with clocks on it), additionally, the sound was the only decent part of that and I have the feeling it's not by you.
Author's Response:
THANKS FOR THE INPUT. IM GONNA GO DROWN MYSELF BECAUSE YOU DONT LIK EME.
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groovy. I especially liked the 5-appendage approach to people. Congratulations (?) on being underdog, I hope you make more stuff. Perhaps you would consider more dancing videos where the user picks songs, backgrounds, peripherals (eg strobe light on/off, color lights, etc...), dancers (what they're dancing, how many, what they look like), and so on and so forth. Goody. All my 5 belonged to this (did no good, my 1.1 vote is like taking a squirt-gun to the hoover dam - NG needs to fix that, as well as its ubiquitous porn ads...)
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Not speaking about the idea you're trying to convey, but this "teaser" should be zapped in days... It consists of 2 pictures and fonts. Oh, some scrolling and fading in/out too! Anyway, having said the trailor sucks, I'd like to say I don't see much hope for the actual movie, because if you're only going to spend || much effort on the trailor, I wouldn't think you'd spend the time you need to on a real flick. Additionally, there's not much plot. Old Lady. Samurai. Bwahaha the juxtaposition is so hilariou - wait no, not unless you've got the script writers of "Friends" in your closet could you create enough redeeming qualities even if you DO spend the time to actually create what this is a trailor for. However these are the words of a flash-less movie-less NG bypasser, who walks in and puts his mark on movies (little good does it due, since there's the freaks running around with 10^10^10 experience points and make/break a movie just by voting on it...). If you take the time and put in work, the movie could be good. I wish you luck.
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oh wait they can. That wasn't good at all. There is no skill involved, no redeeming graphics or sounds, nothing...
Author's Response:
The skill would be in getting to the other side using "that gut feeling", I'll just have to assume you couldn't do it.
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but not top-10 quality... dunno exactly how that happened. Not to dis it, however, it's very good.
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a.) It's not by monty python. It's by George Carlin.
b.) The only funny things in that flash video ... weren't yours. You get no points, because all you did was take about 10 retarded pictures and "fuck" in various fonts and colors. OoooH! High quality!
Author's Response:
Oh, ok! Thanks! I thought it was Monty Python.
Sorry about that.
No offence meant.
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