Score: 9

"A game worth reviewing."

submission: Defend Your Castle !

date: March 13, 2003

First off, it has great playability because it has simple yet great graphics and of course runs very smoothly and has a very professional look (except for the stick figures but they are animated well and run smoothely)

Some comments/suggestions/criticism s:

It kind of starts slow, and in the later levels it gets incredibly intense. My arm hurts ;p

Suggestions: Start it on level 3 or so, and if you're going to have it get so intense in later levels, we really need some kind of seige warfare, like at the end-of-round shop game, we should be able to buy things such as the mideval equivalent of a grenade for some quick crowd control or something.

Possible error: By right-clicking and selecting "play" during each battle level, on jumps to the end of that level. I assume this is accidental, and I don't know how easy it is to fix.

If the cathedral or archery range do anything, I couldn't tell what. When I bought the archery range, I got a red flag that whitened when I put my mouse over it, but that's all I could figure out. I couldn't even tell what the cathedral did. I'd make it more clear, or if they don't work, fix that.

The guys with battering rams in later levels are a nice touch - I was hoping the badguys would progress in number and speed as well as type. You might add something like a knight with armor that takes 3 or so drops to kill (knocking off some armor each time) or maybe archers and/or seige weapons.

I got to level 22 then decided to move on.

Great game, keep it up, and thank you for submitting it!

Score: 0

"Please"

submission: blob2

date: March 10, 2003

keep your porn to yourself. There's no need of it here. If you want, at least draw your own porn so it's not stealing, tone it down so it's not explicit, and give it plot so it's not stupid.

Score: 8

"quite addicting"

submission: Praise Picard!

date: March 1, 2003

I'm ashamed to say I loved it. :D

Score: 9

"I love it."

submission: Save The Blobs (Level 3)

date: March 1, 2003

I love these kinds of games, and even though the graphics and sounds aren't perfect, it doesn't change the fact that the game rocks. Simple yet very entertaining. I look forward to any future ones, as well!! :D

Score: 0

"Living proof that"

submission: The boner

date: February 27, 2003

A large-ish movie with a good preloader will always be protected.

Score: 6

"Promising"

submission: Gray vs. Dark Gray

date: February 26, 2003

First off, the replay button doesn't work. That said, I think you have a lot of potential - you seem capable of good graphics, so I'd work on smoother tweens and maybe a little better characters, with some more sound effects and perhaps a more intricate plot.

Score: 1

"A few things"

submission: Kenny The Kouger Part 1

date: February 23, 2003

First off, this song is by The Rabbit Joint, NOT System of a Down.

Secondly, this song has been used in many-a-flash, and it's just getting downright redundant.

Thirdly, your entry is only a dog. Oh the mouth moves. Good job!

That said, this movie is only minimalist graphics along with (an improperly accredited) song, which of course you cannot be given credit for.

Score: 0

"That was...."

submission: My First Boobie

date: February 23, 2003

Stupid. Grow up. I'm sad because I can't blow the whistle on it as it's not "Hardcore," but you should really spend your time in more creative ways - say, evolve from a stick figure pointing at a picture of breasts.

Score: 9

"Excellent"

submission: ----- Green Ridge -----

date: February 17, 2003

The Mikey (future GF) poster in the bathroom was my favorite part :D

Score: 0

"Uh..."

submission: Boyfriend Killer 2 Demo

date: February 16, 2003

You took the song used in "Dan Hibiki's Armageddon" and then made an otherwise worthless movie...